That Rattling Under Your Hood

If Corbu was correct in assessing that a building is essentially a machine for living in, then we are tectonic mechanics and semiotical technicians, the combined diagnosticity of the cognitive rattling under your cultural hood with the transient vibrations throughout your required materiality. We will be informing you that A) It will not be ready by Monday, B) The parts are not under warranty (you should have got the extended service plan) and C) We wash our hands before we use the restroom. Fortunately, Corbu was not correct.

.125 (an eighth) Seconds of Fame

An eighth because a quarter of a second would be greedy and a sixteenth would be unfair to the quality of my work. Still, as the old Hollywood saying goes, "If you are asked to design and produce renderings of a fictitious condo/ mixed program facility for use in a newspaper prop on a fledgling detective show with mixed reviews and mediocre Nielsen ratings, you are on the fast track to acquiring a non-reoccurring supplementary income." Nice work if you can get it.

Stock Bicycle Table Experience

If you want one, you should call me. You can call me if you don't want one too, but then we would have to find something else to talk about. Perhaps other kinds of tables? Or, conversely, bicycles that have not been turned into tables?