Friday, January 28, 2011

PSA: Building The Pyramids

We have now vertically integrated the essentials of your experience. We have even seamlessly incorporated your dissent. We have blurred your morals with your assets; your anchor supports our in-line.

Big ideas? Big Problems? Big Idea. Big Box.

You may now go home to your fat ugly children.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Point/ Line/ Plane/ (Plant)

Patterned expressions of the essential constituent axioms of Euclidian space (before the fall, but after innocence). Available in sandy chiffon chartreuse, ain’t your father’s navy blue, and of course, eggplant.

Also available in a limited edition incarnation featuring incorrectly applied trim that will decohere when touched! (Yes, in the sense that its interaction with its environment will exhibit increasingly probabilistic adaptive behaviors due to loss of information into complex systems, but also in the sense that it will fall off because I used the wrong kind of glue.)


Thursday, January 13, 2011

Mustards. (Settle Down)

That’s right, this week you get mustards. I could have gone into a dialectic on anti-obscurantism, and how it can be used to nourish the very entities that it seeks to refute, but I’m just going with the mustard. Enjoy!

Get your feet off the table.


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Shades of Information

Depending on trial conditions, the human brain-eye (breye) can distinguish about 100 shades of gray (at about 1% increments from the ‘0’ of black to the ‘100’ of white). Similarly, or perhaps not at all similarly, the human breye can discern over 10 million unique colors.

We submit here that, all things being equal, information delineated through contrast has greater comprehensible density than comparable data expressed though tone.