Patterned expressions of the essential constituent axioms of Euclidian space (before the fall, but after innocence). Available in sandy chiffon chartreuse, ain’t your father’s navy blue, and of course, eggplant.
Also available in a limited edition incarnation featuring incorrectly applied trim that will decohere when touched! (Yes, in the sense that its interaction with its environment will exhibit increasingly probabilistic adaptive behaviors due to loss of information into complex systems, but also in the sense that it will fall off because I used the wrong kind of glue.)